You Know You've Had Enough of the 90's When...

 

 


...you tried to enter your password on the microwave.
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...you now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
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...you haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
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...you have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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...you e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is
ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
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...your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
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...you chat several times a day with a stranger from South
Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor
yet this year.
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...you didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you
posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
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...your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your
college roommate used to play.
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...you check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
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...your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking
you to send her JPEG files of your newborn so she can
create a screen saver.
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...you pull up in your own driveway and use your cellphone
to see if anyone is home.